I live, yet don't breathe,
I am freezing.
I am never thirsty, but i always drink.
WHAT AM I?

Answer
A fish




I am a vicous man-killer when i am angry but I am gentle and calm when I am happy. I can be a home pet but my fangs dont suit the job. I have a legend about me but I know it might not be true.


I may look scary but I am not really that scary. I may walk into your garden but then I would tell a lie.


What am I ?


Answer
A snake.






When you don't have it you want it, but when you do have it you want to share it , but you have to keep it. What is it?



Answer
A secret.







What has three feet, but no toes?


Answer
A yard stick





What's black and white and red (read) all over?


Answer
A newspaper.





Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?



Answer
Mary







Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?



Answer
Fire





I'm full of air but can't breathe. What am I?



Answer
A balloon.





What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?



Answer
A blackboard or a chalkboard.

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

A ton.



He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

A priest.



How are a jeweler and a jailer alike? The jeweler sells watches and the jailer .

watches cells.



How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

Only one - the "last" one.



How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

Hint: Who?



How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Once. After the first calculation, you will be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from 15, and so on.



How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?

There is no dirt in a hole.



I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

Eyelashes.